i haven’t used tumblr in awhileeeee hey

petitetimidgay:

tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time

  

pixelatey:

Me anytime a sex scene takes place in a show/movie: This is literally the most unnecessary thing can we not

  

jesus fucking christ im such a fucking loser

because this planet/universe just makes me sad

this cant be all there is, can it

i want to fucking die

im so negative and gloomy and nobody will ever think im worthwhile

everybody hates me including myself

yeahwrite:

308press:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

“Defenestration” is one of my personal favorites, thanks to Eva Ibbotson.

These are so good! I always remember defenestration because “Fenster” is the German word for window.